Menopausal mom to 2 young adult sons (one with ASD, ADHD, tic/seizure disorders and the other with attitude).

Saturday, 10 March 2012

I have a new Doctor that I LOVE!!!

A good friend of mine sent me this interview with her also mine.  Although I've pretty much sent  it to all my contacts, I just had to share this with Twitterland and Bloggie World.  Let me know if you would like his number too.

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?

: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! 

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"


For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.  Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


  1. I'm loving this new doctor. I now must get some chocolate, a nap and some ice cream. STAT.

    1. Absolutely but don't walk tooooo fast cuz exercise is also a no-no! :)

  2. Finally! Words of reason from a real life doctor! This guy is better than Dr. Spaceman on 30 Rock. (It's pronounced spa-CHE-man, btw.) Here's to your health!!

    1. I KNOW!!! It's about time. Will definitely follow this Dr.'s orders for sure! =D

  3. OMG this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time...

    1. Isn't it...can't believe I haven't come across this before. Maybe it just hits closer to home. HA!

  4. yes I'll need the number to his direct line please? Home telephone number if you have it lol!

    1. Got him on speed dial. For you...I'll pass them along. :D

  5. Ha! So cute! I think I need some vegetable oil infused potatoes and beer right now!

    1. Don't forget the chocolate for dessert! :)